What Obama Thinks of Us Pennsylvanians

So there I was, writing my weekly letter to Obama wherein I beg him to carry my children since he’s obviously the second coming of Christ, when I heard this on the news:

Quoting Barack Obama:

"You go into some of these small towns in Pennsylvania, and like a lot of small towns in the Midwest, the jobs have been gone now for 25 years and nothing’s replaced them," Obama, an Illinois senator, said.

"And it’s not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren’t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations," he said.

Thanks Obama; we love you too!  But you forgot cannibalism and NASCAR.

Anyway, we’re sorry for turning to such barbaric things as our belief in God, our second-amendment rights, and our desire to have secure borders.  We’ll try to do better by taking after you, and turning to more enlightened things like cocaine.

Posted by Anthony on 1 reply

Comments:

01. Apr 12, 2008 at 03:40pm by Mike:

Yeah, I’m getting a little tired of being condescended to by that guy.  But you know, I’m just a typical white person who’s been "bred" to be terrified of black people.  I’ll give him credit for one thing though - it takes a special candidate to make me actually root for Hillary Clinton.  I’m still coming to grips with that one.

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