Funny Searches

Here are some of the searches used by people who found my website:

what does God say about mp3s (I won't even try to comment on that one...)

what if the hokie pokie really is what it's all about (I'm glad SOMEONE out there is staying on top of these important issues)

when you pay for mp3s your rockin out with the man

ant skin pictures

black people pictures who were being anti racist (hmm. try grammar. you'll like it.)

colors pictures of natives americans (dos yous haves somethings againsts singulars words?s)

"first cigar" beard

fun things in Afghanistan (um... ok)

funny pictures of people stuck in quicksand

i need Amen photos

all sorts of rocks and some pictures of things that are rock (right, buddy, like that crack rock you've been hittin')

show me pictures of people that look like they are touching something

pictures of babies in cricket costume

metal toy chicken that lays eggs

angry rabbit pictures (but how would you know?)

download songs from bryan adams that he really sings

pictures of dolphins waving goodbye

fun quotes to use on old friends (what does that even mean??)

night photos of dead trees

When I try to download an avi file onto my website, AOL disconnects me

photos of old boring people

photos of idiots standing around

what happens when cpu dies (bad things. very bad things.)

create an alias in your .bashrc so when you type hi it says: how are you?

can you kill instant messenger

How god created the world linux ... WHAT?

+linux +nanosecond

sad, slow punk songs (is that even possible?)

chairs from other cultures

evil pigeon pictures

my home page should be comcast why is it everytime i start comp up it goes strate to at7tworldnet service comcast never opens this up as home page

i'd like to pay for mp3s

pictures of the indian cricket symbol that goes on the helmet

Osama love linux

cool ways to write your name in MSN messenger (if you have to ask...)

quotes about pencils

quotes on pencils (these are 2 different people at different times looking for quotes on pencils.........)

wallpaper digital puppy

oami bin laden

peculiar human pictures

photos of an ice pick in the neck now that is just sick.

phoenixville gang

pictures of the meteor headed for earth

pigeon john mp3s (but that's only funny if you don't know who it is)

pictures of tar in nj ... but how would you know?

free download of native american mp3

fun ultrasound email (what??)

photos that they have music in egypt

"your system does not have a paging file"

"what video card do I have" (that's actually a very good search, and I do have the answer on my site, but it's funny how human that question is)

download craig's brother (hilarious if you didn't know that's a band)

skunk butt pictures riiiight.

pictures,God's eyes ... good luck buddy.

shai hulud i don't want you to cry

my rafting pictures (sorry buddy, those are my rafting pictures...)

free america unzip software (a new campaign slogan, perhaps?)

photo of coby brian (I have photos of Coby, and Brian, but sorry, not Kobe Bryant...)

backstreet girls

offboard ide tricks (skater, or hacker?)

east jabip (who searches for that??)

imac crash after loud clicking noise (hate it when that happens...)