Apple's Tim Cook Gets $22 Million Bonus

Including $5 million in cash.  For filling in while Steve Jobs was out sick for a few months.  On the one hand it’s absolutely insane, but then again so is that $40 billion pile of cash profits that Apple is sitting on top of.  They’re mind-bogglingly successful, and their top dogs deserve great compensation for it.  And let’s not forget: we’re not talking about financial executives who nearly destroyed our economy (while performing a job in which they create nothing whatsoever) and were rewarded for it with boatloads of taxpayer bailouts; no, we’re talking about a company that creates products that people love and sells them by the millions.