Fun With IM

(You have to imagine Brittany’s comments in white text on a blinding neon pink background for full effect.)

(22:03:26) CawntryGirl92: hey
(22:04:06) Me: hey
(22:04:25) CawntryGirl92: wats up
(22:05:04) Me: sysadmining.... who is this?
(22:05:23) CawntryGirl92: brittany
(22:05:39) Me: do I know you?
(22:06:06) CawntryGirl92: i don’t think so
(22:06:36) Me: that’s interesting... were you born in 1992?
(22:06:47) CawntryGirl92: yup y
(22:10:30) CawntryGirl92: what your name
(22:11:13) Me: Arphaxad.... how did you get my screenname?
(22:11:28) CawntryGirl92: someone gave it to me
(22:11:38) Me: someone who knows me?
(22:11:44) CawntryGirl92: yes
(22:11:53) Me: who would that be?
(22:12:09) CawntryGirl92: i think kelsey
(22:12:20) Me: Kelsey......
(22:12:28) CawntryGirl92: sanders
(22:12:44) Me: hm, I definitely don’t know anyone with that name
(22:13:08) CawntryGirl92: ok
(22:13:19) CawntryGirl92: r u a boy or girl
(22:14:00) Me: a boy, why
(22:14:16) CawntryGirl92: just wondering
(22:14:58) CawntryGirl92: do u go to castle
(22:15:13) Me: what is "no."
(22:15:42) CawntryGirl92: what school do u go to and how old r u
(22:15:47) CawntryGirl92: ??
(22:16:04) Me: Penn State and 23
(22:16:16) CawntryGirl92: really
(22:16:48) CawntryGirl92: and u don’t no kelsey sanders
(22:17:38) Me: that is *more* surprising now that you know I’m 11 years older than you?!?
(22:17:49) CawntryGirl92: yup
(22:18:35) CawntryGirl92: and i don’t no where i got your s/n
(22:18:43) Me: that much is clear
(22:18:50) CawntryGirl92: yup
(22:19:56) CawntryGirl92: do u have any younger bros or sister
(22:20:47) Me: maybe, but I don’t want to tell you too much about me, in case you’re a serial killer
(22:21:09) CawntryGirl92: no i’m not
(22:21:15) CawntryGirl92: r u
(22:21:44) Me: for all you know, yes
(22:22:04) CawntryGirl92: thats scary
(22:22:13) Me: not to me
(22:22:22) CawntryGirl92: lol