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There is always lots of new construction going on around State College, and one of the things they were supposed to be putting in right near my house was a Krispy Kreme donut shop.

The other day, I heard what was surely the stupidest thing of all time.  I heard that they are no longer putting the donut shop in, because Krispy Kreme’s sales have been in decline ever since the low-carb craze really got going.

People are choosing to eat fewer donuts... BECAUSE OF THE CARBS.

Dumbest.  Thing.  Ever.

Not only is that so stupid as to be well-nigh unbelievable, but the idea that such stupidity took away my chance at having a Krispy Kreme shop next door makes me very upset.

Posted by Anthony on Oct 14, 2004 | 4 replies
Filed under: General

Comments:

01. Oct 15, 2004 at 10:32am by happy pharm : ):

you’ll just have to spend more time in places where tastiness and carbs are still abundant...
i could help you with that, if you want. : )

02. Oct 16, 2004 at 03:27pm by Mike:

Wow.  I’d be fit to tied if I was robbed of Krispy Kreme goodness next door.  Clearly, the most damaging part of a donut to your health are the CARBS.  [Shakes head in sorrow.  Goes downstairs to eat some pie.]

03. Oct 16, 2004 at 05:58pm by kelsey:

yeah but i heard the low carb craze is subsiding...

i loooovee krispy kreme

04. Oct 19, 2004 at 06:05pm by Tasha Moyer:

I just wanted to tell you that yesterday I had an apple cobbler donut and a boston creme donut from Krispy Creme. MM MM GOOD.  I love how you don’t have to worry about carbs when you’re pregnant :)

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