Scott Adams on Being a New Dog Owner

Quoting Scott Adams:

Puppies are essentially little factories that take in small pellets and convert the raw material into barking and poop. My job, as foreman of the factory, is to make sure the output happens in the designated grassy area. I’m sure I would have gotten a bad performance review yesterday, as little Snickers delivered a pallet of product behind the dining room table and decided it was a chew toy.

Posted by Anthony on 1 reply


01. Jul 28, 2008 at 10:28pm by Kev:

I am surprised that the dog is "Snickers" and not "Dogbert." Seems like the obvious choice to me.

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