Plastic Shoes

Over the weekend we went to see Kim’s mom’s new horse.  The stable has lots of horses and the horses have names like Tahiti Petey.  Others, though, have names like Pete, and Pete was unfortunately given the stall right next door to Tahiti Petey.  Obviously there’s no need to ask which of them gets all the chicks.

At the end of the row was a really big, all-black horse.  I noticed that he was wearing these big thick plastic shoes over his hooves.  I said, look, he has plastic shoes.  The horse immediately did a 180 in his stall and proceeded to fart in my general direction.