Comcast Tech Support
I called Comcast for some tech support, and talked to a guy whose voice sounded like your average Caucasian American, but whose speech and word-choice definitely sounded like someone whose primary language was not English.
While troubleshooting the problem, he said that it might be because of a "restriction" that was placed on my modem. I asked what that meant, and he gave some response that didn’t really make any sense to me. I must have sounded concerned about it, because he then told me not to worry, and he explained:
"Restriction" is kind of a heavy word. Maybe that’s not a good word for it. What it is is more like a kind of temporary stasis.
I almost laughed out loud. He sure busted out with a fancy phrase there for someone who sounded pretty ESL. But ESL and crazy phrases or not, he did get the job done, so good work, Comcast.