Frank Test For Terrorists

Children should be
A. seen and not heard
B. cherished
C. given Ritalin
D. blown up

If you got a new puppy, what would you name him?
A. Rover
B. Fluffy
C. GK Chesterton
D. Infidel... and then hang him

The sun sets every night because of
A. the earth rotating
B. the earth revolving around the sun
C. the sun revolving around the earth
D. a Zionist conspiracy

My parents want me
A. to be happy
B. to make something of myself
C. to get a job
D. to blow myself up in a crowded area

At the end of the Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, I immediately thought
A. "What a great movie!"
B. "It could have been more faithful to the book."
C. "I need to pee."
D. "Kill the Jews!"

- imao