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Learn Chinese in Five Minutes

That’s not right: Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive?: Hu Yu Hai Ding

See me ASAP: Kum Hia Nao

Small Horse: Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach?: Wai Yu So Tan

I think you need a face lift: Chin Tu Fat

It’s very dark in here: Wao So Dim

I thought you were on a diet: Wai Yu Mun Ching

This is a tow away zone: No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week: Wai Yu Kum Nao

Staying out of sight: Lei Ying Lo

He’s cleaning his automobile: Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive: Yu Stin Ki Pu

(I’d credit the source on these, but I googled for it and found a few thousand sites, so who knows...)
Posted by Anthony on Nov 1, 2005 | 6 replies
Filed under: Humor

Comments:

01. Nov 1, 2005 at 11:37am by The Mom:

As hilarious as this is, I think at 5:00 a.m. you should be sleeping.

02. Nov 1, 2005 at 03:53pm by Maria:

It’s like playing MadGab!

03. Nov 1, 2005 at 04:33pm by kim:

Anthony actually got UP at 5am today, so that’s perfectly cool. Early to bed, early to rise...

04. Nov 2, 2005 at 09:38am by cchiuyi:

im a chinese and i don’t understand most of it.. some of it are simply broken english, not chinese.. :<

05. Nov 2, 2005 at 11:47am by Tasha Moyer:

Quote:
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Early to bed, early to rise...
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Um, who are you and where is my brother?

06. Nov 6, 2005 at 03:43pm by matelot:

stupid [oops]

>>im a chinese and i don’t understand most of it.. some of it are simply broken english, not chinese.. :<

and you beat millions of other sperms......

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